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Rams Demotivational Poster


THE RAMS SUCK! -




CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am


TAGS: james kirk star trek parody abrams movie doris
Rating: 2.76/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:12 am
If you're going to retcon, retcon well.
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 8:57 am
Meh. I think it makes the old Star Trek bridge look out of place. Like the Enterprise (seen here) was in a wreck so they had to fly around in a hoopdie later on.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:18 am
I like it. It looks like the old trek made slightly more plausible.
2Hotty - October 28, 2008, 1:04 am
what have they done to the bridge?!?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 3:51 am
Yeah, that's actor Chris Pine, the new Kirk. Movie comes out next May. Zachary Quinto (Sylar on Heroes) plays Spock. I'm psyched, though cautiously so.
Jungie - October 23, 2008, 1:33 am
It's from JJ Abrams' prequel movie.
pro - October 22, 2008, 5:44 pm
Looks like it could be from "Star Wreck" (http://www.starwreck.com/).
Johnny - October 22, 2008, 5:17 pm
Was this a joke or are they really bringing back Star Trek?


GOD COULDN'T STOP IRON CHARIOTS - He's gonna shit himself when he sees this coming


TAGS: m1 abrams battle tank m1a1 m1a2
Rating: 2.48/5
Bort - August 24, 2009, 7:10 pm
Out run and outlive an M1? Good luck with that.
Also - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
A C2 will outrun and outlive an M1. Stuff created by a people that know a thing or two about war ftw.
rogueagent - June 18, 2009, 6:23 pm
I'd rather have a challenger 2, they can shoot straight, some great British engineering.
arabian sandgoogle - October 27, 2008, 12:44 am
m1a1 abrams?


GORDON RAMSAY - He can shout, scream and swear as much as he wants in order to try and butch up, but the fact of the matter is, he is still doing a woman's job.


TAGS: gordon ramsey sexist
Rating: 2.44/5

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AdmiralAckbar - December 26, 2010, 12:36 pm
A womans job? The best chefs in history have been men.
agdaniele - December 26, 2010, 10:57 am
What a shallow comment.
Ookami85 - December 26, 2010, 1:54 am
He may be doing a woman's job, but at least he is making a shitload of money doing it.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:05 pm
Three, he has a purdy mouth. No?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:40 pm
I resemble that remark.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Two, what are you doing here, you doughnut?
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 7:36 pm
One, I've met him before... Very nice guy. And as far as a woman's job... I'm happiest in the kitchen.
MO - April 22, 2010, 11:21 am
I used to hate this guy. Screaming and all that crap on Hell's kitchen. I watched an episode of Kithchen Nightmares and now I'm a big fan. The guy knows his shit and actually has a heart. So I'munna give this one a 1. (It's funny though KFD)


US ARMY -




THE WEATHER CHANNEL - It's like Hooters meets science


TAGS: weather tesch abrams larosa egger
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 21, 2012, 4:32 pm
There’s really no need to have someone physically pointing out the weather where you live. Either way, I don’t care for the weather, and if I watch it, couldn’t tell you what the forecast is for the rest of the week. 5L


WIDE LOAD -




IF YOU EVER SEE THIS - Well I guess your screwed.


TAGS: m1a1 abrams kills you over and over again
Rating: 3.07/5

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pieman - May 2, 2010, 1:49 pm
Or if you are recon and you get cut off. Then you have never been so happy to see this in your life.
agdaniele - April 29, 2010, 9:21 pm
Unless, of course, you're on the ground, laser tagging it for the warthog overhead.


NUMBER ONE - ...on the most consecutive losses list.


TAGS: football st louis rams fail
Rating: 2.82/5

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rerun - October 4, 2009, 7:08 pm

change the date to 2009 & the jersey to Dallas Cowboys. Just watching them loose a game in the last 2 minutes


TRULY OUTRAGEOUS - Yes, only "Truly Outrageous". She's not outrageous enough for "Truly Truly Outrageous".




Seniors -




HERO -


TAGS: charles ramsey forget abouthis past
Rating: 4.31/5

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RogAz1 - May 13, 2013, 12:13 am
Not Wrong... Just Unexpected...
tellitlikeitis - May 10, 2013, 7:59 pm
I know... totally awesome. Thank god for good people still in left in this world!
CloudchaserS - May 9, 2013, 10:09 pm
He didn't even want the reward that was out for two of the girls. Saying that he already has a paycheck, he asked that the reward be given to the girls.


YIELD SIGNS - Not applicable to tanks


TAGS: abrams
Rating: 3.68/5

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Derek - November 22, 2009, 3:32 am
Owwwch! The bigger they are the harder they crush.
Reason - November 20, 2009, 9:29 pm
law of gross tonnage trumps all laws


CHEF RAMSEY -




HAREMS - Like their beliefs, or not... The Arabs' are much, much better.


TAGS: fail owned harams africa muslim islam terrorist
Rating: 2.67/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:04 pm
Why?


Contests -




LOGICDUDE - He even tells the grass to Get off of my lawn


TAGS: abrams model
Rating: 4.36/5

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Fatt Matt - March 2, 2010, 11:34 am
Perfection! 5L
phydeaux - March 1, 2010, 7:18 pm
Well Airman, you've just given me my summer project....and gotten 5L!


METRIC SYSTEM -


TAGS: grams metres and litres water boils at 100 degrees
Rating: 4.16/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:47 pm
Lol, I have to translate everything into lbs... ft+inches and yds and miles for some of my... 'US' ... friends to understand.... chrissake... well, luckily I can still do basic maths (PS... I'm a metric guy... more precise ;) )
suenero - October 16, 2010, 2:03 pm
5L's on how we Americans think that we're better than the rest of the world, and how it isolate us from the rest of the world.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2010, 12:15 pm
I'm glad you feel free To voice your opinion here, we're all about that kinda thing....But you're wrong....so epically wrong.
andnowforme0 - October 16, 2010, 12:05 pm
america does not need your metric system, BECAUSE IMPERIAL IS TOO BADASS FOR YOU AND NOT AMERICA! there i said it.
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 6:51 pm
it is a good poster, but I don't see how you get 3 out of us and them?
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 6:48 pm
Metric is for losers! there I said it! :)
fred - January 5, 2010, 6:46 pm
A funny example of how third world the US often is.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:18 pm
One can only hope for so much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:50 pm
Why not mention the U.S?.......are you afraid of what they might do to you? or have you just given up like the rest of us?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
5L We need to get that shit.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:42 pm
If you guys don't use feet, how do you measure shoe size?
Derek - December 22, 2009, 12:10 am
The Burmese and Liberians don't think I'm subtle.
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 9:14 pm
you're as subtle, as a kick in the groin....but it's still a good poster. 5 cm3/h2O


Jean Bennett Ramsey -


TAGS: jean bennett ramsey homicidal parents
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2013, 12:25 pm
I know the mother died. The 'joke' was, “one suspect down..." Basically, “and then there was one..." Many speculated if the parents aren't the murderers, it's suspected that they MAY have an idea who the murderer was.
Reality Lord - June 10, 2013, 6:44 am

Sad story. Lost tabs years ago. Who is it down to now....brother?


NFL - NOW FAVORING LIBERALS - Another great American institution flushes its entire credibility down the toilet for political correctness.


TAGS: rush limbaugh st louis rams liberals obama football nfl
Rating: 2.32/5

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MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 12:40 pm
And just remember, you can try and use the misuse of those made up quotes to hide all your other actual racist quotes!
Anonymous2 - October 19, 2009, 12:33 pm
Don't forget, made up quotes can and will be used against you, especially if you voice an opinion about an overrated black QB.
[email protected] - October 19, 2009, 10:57 am
Read the contract, if you're an NFL owner you loose your free speech. You can't say anything discourging about anybody or anything. Only the coache and players can!!


ANAGRAMS - How many?




FOLK MUSIC - is very "alternative" still your dress sense leaves a lot to be desired


TAGS: 10000 maniacs mary ramsey rnr
Rating: 1.15/5

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Highlord - September 26, 2008, 5:09 pm
nice socks


Knocked the F*&%$ Out! -




When the truth comes out -




Ouch! -




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